**welcome to the Ministry of the mic 🎤**

🪄Weaponize Your WEIRD

🪄MAGNETISE Your Dream Clients.

🪄Leave Beige for DEAD

First 20 members only at the introductory price of £10 pm ($14) 👇🏼

Once gone, the price rockets faster than a Tesla in Ludicrous Mode. Get in, or get left behind. 🔥

"Video isn’t scary - it’s your sonic screwdriver to success. Hand me a camera and one good question and I’ll prove it."

Your resident neurodiverse copy sorcerer (that’s me)

Is this you?

✨Brilliant business owner with ideas that deserve a louder mic.

✨Visionary leader whose message keeps stalling at the traffic lights of "corporate safe".

✨Ted‑Talk hopeful, LinkedIn lurker, or keynote‑curious maverick who knows there’s more charisma in the tank.

If you answered HECK YES, this is for you. If you answered meh, go polish a beige brochure.

What you'll find inside

Daily Support
I’m live in the group every weekday - ask, rant, rehearse, repeat. No ghosting, no bots.

Weekly Rebel Room (Zoom)
60‑minute group call: hot‑seat critiques, rapid‑fire Q&A, and the occasional Groucho Marx moustache.

Vault of Unorthodox Resources
Ever‑growing library of videos, swipe files, hook banks, templates with swagger, AI prompts, and limbic hacks.

Weekly Creative Challenges
Dares like “Tell your origin story as a rom‑com trailer.” Prizes, shout‑outs, gloriously awkward bragging rights.

Hot‑Seat Critiques
Submit your video, pitch, or keynote; get roasted (lovingly) and rebuilt stronger than adamantium.

Character Lab & Games
Unlock on‑camera alter egos, improv drills, brain‑teasing quizzes. Fun first lessons all sneaked in under the radar.

All at £10 pm (Just $14) for the first 20 members only!

Less than a sad pret salad and cheaper than therapy for your dog. After that, membership climbs to £29, then £49. Lock in your lifetime rebel rate now.

What you'll master

Feast your eyes on that which shall be unleashed ...

Inner Time-Lord Confidence

crush self‑doubt and step into any spotlight.

Magnetic Storytelling

epics that hypnotise audiences on‑screen and on‑stage.

Voice & Delivery Wizardry

tone, pace and va‑va‑voom that opens both hearts and wallets.

Persuasion Science

Jedi mind tricks for good, not evil (unless mildly profitable).

Thumb‑Stopping Video Mastery

phone + CapCut + AI = Hollywood vibes, no crew required.

Lateral Thinking Leaps

surprise, delight and stand miles apart from the beige brigade.

**Why this beats corporate Colin’s snooze‑fest**

01

Live, human feedback – no dusty PDFs, no "we’ll get back to you."

02

Templates with teeth – hooks sharp enough to slice the scroll.

03

Results you can brag about fast – not "see ROI in Q4".

04

Addictive content – neuroscience + humour = dopamine & trust.

05

Accountability, zero guilt – challenges, not passive‑aggressive calendar invites.

The proof is in the pudding

🥃 (so is the whiskey)

My words and strategies have:

Put Pernod, Bushmills, Heineken, Adidas, The Times, Warner Bros. and more on the hook for £30M+ in sales.

Boosted TED speakers, CEOs, creatives, and the occasional suspiciously charismatic hamster.

Racked up hundreds of millions of impressions without a single beige brochure.

Join the Fellowship – before the door slams shut

First 20 only:

Price: £10 pm  ($14)

Slot #21 pays MORE!

30‑Day "Love It or I’ll Eat My Hat" Guarantee.

A little about me

Ex‑ad‑man turned rebel mentor. Neurodiverse, literature‑obsessed, partial to dad jokes and double espressos. When I’m not coaching CEOs, I’m performing spoken‑word or teaching hamsters public speaking (long story).

Hear From My Clients

What do other mortals on whom I have cast my spell have to say? 🪄

I've never met anyone quite like Alex. His mind works in mysterious and wonderful ways.

He's the speaking coach I didn't know I needed, and now couldn't possibly do without!

Everyone needs an Alex in their orbit!

Nicki Martin

Buzzio CEO

His course on video creation was beautifully thought out, with all the right levels of production value, humour, eccentrics and insight.

It doesn’t scare you aware from posting, it reminds you that anyone can record video and put them out into the world. It goes back to the basics of creativity and confidence

Lord Simon

Professional Weirdo

He has an outstanding intellect and ability to get to the bottom of communication issues.

His use of metaphors, stories and his wit are second to none.

His energy is infectious and he is really good fun to work with and have on the team.

Dr Stewart Desson

Lumina Learning CEO

Ready to "Weaponise Your Weird?"

Step into THE MINISTRY OF THE MIC and make the world lean in.

P.S. Beige brochures were definitely harmed in the making of this membership.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: I hate being on camera. Help?

A: Perfect. We dismantle that fear faster than a cat video.

Q: I’m busy. What’s the time commitment?

A: Busy being boring? 20 fun minutes a day or one Netflix episode a week - your call.

Q: Is this just for UK folks?

A: Nope. We run on GMT & EST‑ friendly hours. Accents welcome, subtitles optional.

Q: Do I need fancy gear?

A: A smartphone, Wi‑Fi, and the willingness to look mildly ridiculous. I’ll show you cheap setups.

Q: **What if I’m too weird?**

A: Impossible. Have you met me lately? Around here, weird is currency.

welcome to the Ministry of the mic 🎤